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Ford Shelby, AC Cobra, AC Cars, eller Shelby Cobra er samme britiske sportsvogn, som i en periode både blev fremstillet i Surrey, England og Los Angeles, USA. Den første bil fra AC, blev fremstillet i 1962, og var forsynet med en 6-cylindret rækkemotor, baseret på efterkrigs BMW-motor. Senere begyndte man at tilpasse kendte motorer til AC Cobra. Fra Ford Zephyr 2,6 liters V6 til Chrysler 5,4 liter V8, Ford 4,2 l. V8, small block, big block, en lang række motorer har været anvendt i tidernes versioner af AC Cobra eller Shelby Cobra, dog ikke motorer fra GM, som oprindeligt sagt nej til at blive motorleverandør, i et forsøg på at undgå en konkurrent til Corvette. Fords 427 motor, 7-liters med 425 HK i en standard Cobra, i race-trim nåede samme motor op på 485 HK, som gav en topfart på 298 km/t er blandt de mest eftertragtede versioner, sammen med model MK III, som oprindelig var en neddroslet baneracer, som fik eftermonteret forrude for at blive solgt som gadebil. Shelby Cobra blev genintroduceret og er udelukkende forsynet med motorer fra Ford.
So Newt Gingrich thinks Trump didn't win the popular vote because he didn't try in California.
Piers Morgan just called Melania to ask for advice on getting rid of the taste of Donald's dick
The Cleveland Browns violated the rules. They should have to vacate all wins this season sports.yahoo.com/news/for-some-…
One vet everybody forgot yesterday is Donald Trump. He wasn't in any wars, but avoiding VD was his Vietnam.
The Braves have become bigger and sexier with the signing of Bartolo Colon
Andrew Jackson, although hated today, was able to pivot and win over the American people while in office.
Democrats are counting on Michigan going blue in '20 because the poor people who thought Trump would find them jobs will starve to death
The Browns now have an overall franchise record of .500. First time not above .500 in franchise history.
The Browns can be mathematically eliminated from wild card contention this week and from the division title next week.
Brexit & President Trump both play right into Russia's hands. They lost the Cold War, but their long game is impressive
I'm so happy people voted for change and not a bunch of corrupt crooks running the country independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
The term "Puppet President" seems to be gaining traction
After 4 years of Donald Trump, Americans are going to be carving Barack Obama's face on mountains.
I blame Richard Sherman
The biggest check on Donald Trump is that with a GOP-controlled Congress he will have to own every one of his failures
When you look at where we were in '08 compared to now, you have to wonder how the Dems could lose this badly.
Democrats have never done a good job selling their successes. Bill Clinton and Obama both left the US in terrific shape.
I can't help but feel the people involved with Hillary's campaign will not work in politics again.
The people of Arlington have spoken... and now we know they're idiots lonestarball.com/2016/11/8/1357…
Anthony Weiner and Debbie Wasserman Schultz have gone in to hiding -- possibly in South America
Voters should have listened to economists, who tried to explain why jobs were disappearing
My biggest problem with these results is Trump does not have the solution for the working class. There is no solution.
If Trump wins, this is Brexit times 5. It will take years to recover.
The way the markets are crashing with the possibility of a Trump presidency has to be terrifying
There was a clear divide this election between those who are educated and those who are not.
It's not healthy to watch these results come in all night. I think I'll watch a movie.
It's becoming quite clear there are many Donald Trump voters who were embarrassed to express it, for obvious reasons
"I lost my virginity at the age of 8 in Dixville Notch. It's the best whorehouse; I guarantee it." - The Donald
James O'Keefe is not a modern Hunter S. Thompson. If HST were alive, he beat the crap out of that cowardly pissant
James O'Keefe once again shows that he's a detestable piece of shit.
If women are putting #IVoted stickers on Susan B. Anthony's grave, shouldn't Trump supporters do the same to Ted Bundy?
"If this election is as rigged as last night's Monday Night Football game, my chances are very promising." - The Donald
I can excuse Seahawks fans for not understanding the rules. They've only been football fans for a couple years.
The biggest shocker of the campaign was Trump making it the whole way without revealing what godawful shit is hidden in his taxes.
Trump upset about Dixville Notch. "I've spent a lot of money at that whorehouse," he said after votes were tallied
Racism at Wisconsin? The same school that had to photoshop black people into their application booklet? espn.com/college-footba…
Another season without the playoffs, but at least the Bills will get more apology letters from the NFL to add to the stack.
The Browns can be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs this week. Has any team done it quicker?
When you start a campaign based on lies, you might as well finish it that way theintercept.com/liveblogs/trum…
"What Obama did with that protester is disrespectful. I would have had my deplorables beat the shit out of him" - Trump
Obama defends his protesters; Trump supporters beat the crap out of them theguardian.com/us-news/2016/n…
When people say the electorate has become dumber b/c Trump is running close I remind them that some people voted for Richard Nixon 3 times
A new path to citizenship: work illegally, make $20K, buy new tits, marry rich buffoon salon.com/2016/11/05/tru…
Crooked Nixon on History Channel. He has a lot more in common with the Guiliani/Trump/Christie gang than Hillary.
I wonder if the FBI will turn on Rudy Giuliani now that he spilled the beans on their political activities.
When your Republican friend takes a survey to see who he matches with and he gets Jill Stein #MagicMoments
A big difference between their supporters is that Clinton's are actually ashamed of her lies. Trump's just double down.
I once ate a product with Olestra, and my shit turned orange. I'll have reminders of flushing that orange turd when I vote on Tuesday.
Didn't she already admit to working without proper visa when she said she returned home every 6 months? usatoday.com/story/news/pol…
Trump supporter commits voter fraud while saying she's concerned about voter fraud thetelegraph.com/news/91835/wom…
Nancy Pelosi announces she will support marijuana legalization in California latimes.com/politics/essen…
We probably shouldn't be surprised that Trump's buddies have been paying to bury his love affairs thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri…
I have to wonder who would risk prison time to help that orange turd become president motherjones.com/politics/2016/…
Upon learning that his wife was an illegal, Trump contacted the mail-order company and demanded an exchange for a newer model
Confirming what we already knew, Melania Trump was working in the United States illegally apnews.com/37dc7aef0ce440…
I think showing this election as closer than it really is might be a conspiracy by Hillary to get more people to vote
Trump keeps predicting this catastrophe if Hillary wins. Her policies are very similar to Obama's.
Back in the GOP debates, when Trump used the stage to convince us his dick was above-average, I never thought it'd be this close
Just in case any non-Caucasians were wondering how Trump feels about them thinkprogress.org/ohio-intimidat…
"Maybe if the blacks learned to vote for the more manly candidate, I wouldn't have to do this" #ThingsTrumpMightSay nola.com/opinions/index…
In 5 days, Donald Trump will be telling people how he came within a cunt hair of the presidency, and we'll let it slide.
"Hispanics for Trump" is gaining traction in the same way "Jews for Hitler" did back in 1943.
While Trump continues to unsuccessfully pin anything on Hillary, his allies are being convicted for their corruption talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/verdi…
Massive misinformation push by Trump supporters using Hillary's logos washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…
We rely on 1 state to determine POTUS elections & that same state produced a superhero who does meth and eats his own penis #FloridaMan
Undecided Voter character on Conan is the most accurate portrayal of the American electorate ever.
"I've seen the Harvard women's soccer team. They're fours and fives, at best." - Donald Trump espn.com/college-sports…
No matter what the outcome of this election, I'm going to really miss making fun of Martin Babinec
Melania hopes to end online bullying, meaning she will delete her husband's Twitter account.
Change for the sake of change is the mantra of fucking idiots.
"There are at least 4 million perfect 10s in the country. Put me in the White House and I'll bang 'em all." #FakeDonaldTrumpQuotes
We used to call gay prostitutes rumble ponies before they learned how to play baseball.
Imagine a world where Donald Trump was forced to live on just the income he reported to the IRS #broke
50 Shades of Orange was way more disturbing than I thought it would be #Trump ibtimes.com/donald-trump-a…